Seesaw Leg

When one of your legs is so clearly shorter than the other, it causes your pants to appear haphazardly cropped, presumably at the fault of a drunk tailor.

For a visual reference, see: this.


For use in a sentence: “I really loved those Marc Jacobs pants but when I realized I’m only 5″8 because of extra support from the left side of my lower body, I knew they would give me a hard case of seesaw leg.”


Those with seesaw leg might want to consider occupying warmer climates where shorts are welcome year round.