Phone Acne

Caused by notification negligence, not clogged pores or pizza

When your phone has multiple red dots from all of your unchecked emails, pending software updates and Tinder notifications. It’s a major source of anxiety for many (especially when they view it on someone else’s phone). Ironically, this direct stress has been known to cause actual pimples.

To use in a sentence:

Salamander: Oh my god, Franthith, not to be rude but your phone has terrible acne.

Franthith: My phone?

Salamander: Yes. It has Phone Acne! But you know, if you would just check your email once in a while (or do what normal people do: just change your notification settings), the breakouts would clear right up