Yesterday while observing Vivien Leigh’s bitchy resting face, Amelia let out a sigh and wished for the return of small curly bangs. I burst out laughing. Not because I was imagining fashion’s finest with tiny bangs, but because I was watching the below video and conjuring up a world in which 90’s bangs exist outside the confines of an Ashish show.
WATCH THIS NOW:
There is a lot happening here. Firstly, what is Dep? How do her bangs do that? If I used Dep, would my fictional bangs do that? What would it feel like to have floor-length hair?
More importantly, what would you do with Totally Hair Barbie’s hair? Step on it?
Actually, even MORE importantly, who are the masterminds behind early-90s Barbie commercial jingles? Because this one is also fantastic.
I will leave you with that on this rainy Thursday, and in case you are wondering how to get your hands on a Totally Hair Barbie, no need to fret — she is totally available on Ebay.