Raising the Bar Mitzvah
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We’re not sure if you need a Wednesday pick-me-up but we found one for you anyway. Want to watch this 13 year-old boy reaching his seminal turning point among a series of burlesque dancers and one extremely large lampshade? Enjoy the giggles Jezebel has bequeathed all of us with what is arguably the best of the best of the Internet, point blank.

Sam Horowitz turns 13, via Jezebel.

  • Emily

    Love this new feature, thanks!

  • Sally

    OMG…this kid 1) went to summer camp with me and 2) is also practically my cousin. I’m dying

    • Leandra Medine

      That. Is. Amazing.

  • Amatoria Clothing

    AGH! Saw this on Chelsea Lately and almost pissed my pants!