Preachy Panhandler

Screen Shot 2013-08-22 at 1.08.07 PMCollege Humor rules.

While we’re committed to bringing you the best of the Internet in a most timely manner, this afternoon’s nod is almost a month old. It’s just that if you’ve missed it would be a tragic shame and if you haven’t, whatever. It never gets old.

In a recent video by College Humor, a typical “panhandler” get on board a New York City subway but instead of requesting money from passengers, effectively brags about the victories of his personal life. Some of my favorite moments include the reference to his cup, which is not for change, but simply because he finished his latte and he doesn’t want to litter. His inflections almost perfectly mimic those of the non-ironic vagabonds which, clearly, is no laughing matter, but uh, here’s to the parody becoming real life for our subway dwellers, eh? Video below.

[Panhandler Pranks Entire Subway Car via College Humor]