Please Be Honest.

But do I actually sound like this whilst watching Beyoncé?

Probably. So why the hell didn’t they cast me? I’m a ginger too and way, way better at the “Yaaasssssss.” And just FYI, instead of “love” I repeat “stop.” (Perhaps as in — in the name of.)

Finally, I don’t mind Anne Hathaway. She wouldn’t get me to break my trance. You know what would? A penis on the news.

Busy day on the old ‘net, you guys. And a great day for peens.

[Woman Literally Almost Dies Because She Can’t Even via Gawker]

  • ashleymaciejewski

    I blame Rachel Zoe.

  • Suzanne

    This was not funny. I just kept staring and waiting and it never became funny.

  • Laura

    This is definitely one of the best and most relevant things I have seen on the internet in a while. thank you for sharing this with us

  • Ellie Lambert

    This was amazing. I can’t even.