Justin Timberlake’s New Song, Enya’s Castle and Other Essentials

The following roundup will be covering all the major food groups: a hearty Hawaiian print, a castle full of cats, an *Nsync success story, some classy-as-fuck rosé and finally — not to state the obvious but — chicken-flavored nail polish.

I might be mixing the food pyramid up with Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs but let’s not get caught up in the details. Therein lies the chicken-flavored devil.

I’ve got an array of topics to discuss with you today, all of which are timely and necessary for your survival.

1. Listen: Justin Timberlake just released a new song today and several celebrities INCLUDING ME love it a lot.

J Timb is back!!! That’s his nickname, right? And he made a release video for his new song that features anonymous randoms like Anna Kendrick, Gwen Stefani and James Corden dancing to it.

Watch above to change the trajectory of your weekend or, for the less ambitious, kill 4:26 minutes of the work day.


2. Drink: It’s almost time for Summer Water.

If you chug rosé because you’re a freak like that, you probably already know about Summer Water, the aptly-named beverage baby of Yes Way Rosé‘s Erica Blumenthal and Nikki Huganir.

They’ve teamed up with a new partner, wine distributor Winc, and, in honor of their fave season approaching, made a short film about their fave drink. It’s perfectly full of puns and super pink. Please watch above. Preferably with some wine but I’m not your boss.

3. Plan: Vintage Hawaiian clothes and lei making are happening at Creatures of Comfort this weekend.

Deets are in the caption and I won’t insult your literacy by repeating them. Suffice it to say I can’t imagine you have more important plans tomorrow. Unless you’re Enya.

4. Emulate: Enya lives alone in a mansion with 12 cats and is insanely rich.


Not to be dramatic, but I think this is what news websites were created for. I’m also not sure how any of us managed to thrive before obtaining this critical information about Enya, Enya’s castle, Enya’s security, Enya’s cats and Enya’s insane amount of money.

If only Seth Cohen could have capitalized this much on sailing away.


5. Taste…KFC just came out with a line of edible nail polish. Yep.

KFC is releasing an edible nail polish in two flavors: spicy and original recipe. Please direct your 724 questions to someone who has EVEN A SINGLE ANSWER.

It’s never felt more appropriate to say both I am sorry and you are welcome.


Photo credits: Enya from Getty Images via Enya.sk; Justin Timberlake via Pop Sugar.


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  • Aydan

    this is so necessary for me being stuck in the office right now…………..I just sent the rose video to my coworkers. HELP I JUST WANT TO PLAY!

  • Shakia

    Edible nail polish…why do I see that not ending well…?

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  • Pia Sophie

    “another source added, ‘it’s almost impossible for anyone to become so huge without touring or promotion, let alone singing ethereal tunes in a weirdo language'”
    dying a little.