Very Important Alert: Best Instagram Account Ever Goes to @Jooleeloren
05.05.16
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Instagram has such a firm grasp on me at this point that I’m satisfied — touched, even — by a photo of a rat photoshopped to appear smiling. Like, that’s enough for me!

But oh my god, the @Jooleeloren Instagram account is so much more. Her self-deprecating musings — communicated via amazing scribbly illustrations — cover everything from internet k-holes to man repelling (!!!) to grammar policing to salad trolling and I feel very genuinely that there is almost nothing else I could ask for from this account.

UNFOLLOW EVERYONE ELSE.

Jooleeloren has created an entire new level of memes.

This is the future.

Dissertation below.

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Left photo = what to wear this week.

Am now calling in an extra rib bone for our next shoot.

help me please ?✌??

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An internet k-hole that starts and ends with Suri Cruise but makes a pitstop at Best Couples 2004 is realistic art.

Inhale and extend #nubs #myjourney #nahhhmaste ?

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#nubs

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Visit Silicon Valley or this Instagram account for a close-up look @ innovation.

Jeans and a tee shirt, no makeup makeup ?????

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Can this drawing please be Man Repeller’s mascot?

Cape-based side hustle idea no. 2: JULIE’S CAPE DELI 2 GO 4 U ?

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CAPE DREAMS 2 GO.

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This is 100% what the acronym TFW was created for.

Sleuthin’ ’round ??

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The internet in a nutshell.

Understanding #saladtroll ??

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All of us in T-minus 10 mins.

Is it too late to nominate Jooleeloren for president or no?

All illustrations via @jooleeloren.

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