If you rose this morning with a sneaking suspicion that you animorphed overnight into a human garbage can, you are not alone. We Are One Garbage Can. But let’s table my 2020 presidential campaign slogan for another club meeting, because today we will be wholly preoccupied celebrating Jelena.
No, not the on-again-off-again romance between Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez. I’m talking about Jelena Noura Hadid, the model otherwise known as GIGI!
She recently turned 21. And before I allow her infancy to sink into your self esteem, here are five, easy steps to feel at one with her today in lieu of trash.
Put on a full pink sweatsuit.
Accompanying midriff and mother are optional but preferable.
Make her favorite snack: a cinnamon bun waffle.
How good does that look right this second? Plus I’m pretty sure that’s how she gets her model body.
3. Try this easy breezy Gigi makeup look.
That’s not Gigi!!!
No, it’s not. See? You DIY her face on yours like so.
Just kidding. Please don’t try this at home if you’re hungover. It seems messy. Or do and post the results.
Take your dog out.
Right when the leg lifts? Pose.
Put on thigh-high boots and watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Unless that’s just your typical Saturday, in which case, continue.
You could also put on some hoops (Who doesn’t like those? Surely Gigi does, too!), paint your toes French (not technically Gigi-approved…), get your shit together like a French girl (I just feel like Gigi would abide by those rules) or clean your closet. Why not. That seems like something everyone needs to do.