It’s 3:00 p.m. on a Tuesday, so if Edna the Enforcer peers over your shoulder while you troll the Internet with us, just tell her we say you’ve earned it.
Walt Jr. Can Strut
Goosebumps: Attack of the Skinny Jeans
Meanwhile, in Australia, one poor soul was attacked by skinny jeans. She had to be cut out of them in the hospital, which is terrifying, but it can only mean that parental jeans will continue to proliferate. [GQ]
Cheer Up with Some Virtual Tourism!
Guess what’s featured as a Snapchat story today? The South of France! On second thought, it’s really depressing when you’re not there, so in the words of Shania Twain, that don’t impress me much.
Weigh in on the Debate of a Century
Remember when we asked about flip flops on the runway? They happened again, this time for men, and NY Mag wants to know your thoughts. Personally, I’m gonna shout a big h-e-double hockey sticks NO. [The Cut]
If none of that’s doing it for you, don’t worry, we have you covered like fallopian tubes on a Georgia O’Keeffe canvas. First, summon your inner prep-de-la-prep — we’re talking pink seersucker suits and three-quarter length sleeves galore.
If you’re feeling down post-Game of Thrones season finale, pop over over to city hall for Dani Stahl’s wedding. Be sure to take the subway so you can spend some quality time with Five Course Franny, a hot dude reading, and maybe even a street performer.
Don’t forget to accessorize. Why not try a hat? After all, as a wise dad once said, “Everyone fucks up,” and it’s high time we give those chumps called hats a chance. (Speaking of dads, Garrett Leight is a really good one.)
All this Internet talk making you loopy? A break might do you some good. So, fake sick and go home to your long lost bff. Just keep in mind that you may experience Post Fomatic Stress Disorder. Ya snooze, ya lose!
Oh but before you go, tell us about your first kiss.