Introducing MR Summer Sleepaway Camp!!!

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04.13.17
Camp Man Repeller Announcement Feature 2

If there’s one thing literally everyone can agree on, it’s that none of us are having enough sleepovers with friends we met on the Internet.

This summer, all of that changes.

WE ARE GOING TO SLEEPAWAY CAMP!!!!!!!!!!!

Located in the Southern Adirondacks hamlet of Warrensburg, NY, Camp Man Repeller will bring you, me and the crew together for what I’m going to go ahead and call THE BEST WEEKEND OF OUR LIVES. Don’t even bother scrolling to find the answer to your most important question because I’m going to drop it here first: Yes, there will be s’mores.

In addition to creating lifelong friendships and finally living out your dreams of reenacting the talent-show scene from every single camp movie ever–

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Camp Man Repeller will offer the following:

– Yoga and meditation
– Campfires, a scent memory that will stick to your clothes and hair for the entirety of the summer
– Arts and crafts (like we’d let you leave without an armful of friendship bracelets)
– Paddleboarding, kayaking and canoeing
– Swimming
– Rock climbing
– A ropes course
– Nature hikes
– Tennis, basketball, baseball
– Ga-Ga (it’s like dodgeball, trust us)
– Dancing and
– Yeah. A talent show.

Are you so excited or WHAT? Same. You must have a lot of non-marshmallow questions though, like, “Do I have to be 21?,” and the answer is yes, because there will be booze. You probably also want to know the dates: Friday, June 2nd to Sunday, June 4th.

All other answers to your questions (like those about price, transportation and food) can be found here. <– YOU SIGN UP THROUGH THE SAME LINK, TOO.

As for whether or not you’ll meet your long-lost, separated-at-birth identical twin with a different accent than you…

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The answer is…maybe! Camp Man Repeller is nothing if not a sisterhood.

Photo by Chaloner Woods via Getty Images; collage & logo design by Emily Zirimis.

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