Today, Taylor Swift turns 27. That puts us five years past the unproblematic anthem that was “22,” if you trust my calculus. She’s been famous for so long that it’s hard to remember a time when she wasn’t. But to forget the teardrops on her guitar is to forget her roots!!! To understand New Edgy Taylor, we must first seek to understand Ernest Nashville Taylor — and I feel it’s my civic duty to unpack this narrative. I’m going to do it through her clothes, because her style evolution perfectly dovetails with her transition from country teen queen to the leader of the proverbial cheer squad and it’s very satisfying.
Shout out to Taylor for putting out an album every two years for the past decade because it made this extremely easy for me. Turn on some T Swift please.
Earnest Nashville Taylor
AOL keywords: tight messy curls + empire waist dresses + cowboy boots
Soundtrack: Teardrops On My Guitar from Taylor Swift
Earnest Nashville Taylor didn’t tame her hair because that would have been way too ~mainstream~ for a girl next door such as herself. She wore midi-length handkerchief hemlines almost exclusively (innocence & 2006) and her biggest problem was making sure some dumb teen boy remembered that her favorite song was by Tim McGraw. ENT occasionally verged on hippy because her stylist (possibly just her?) wasn’t overly focused, which was a perfect reflection of her unmanaged image at the time. ENT was a hopeless romantic which comes through in her shoulder-y poses. Black eyeliner because high school.
Country Royalty Taylor
AOL keywords: 1/4 curling iron + romantic dresses + as much beading as fucking possible
Soundtrack: Forever and Always from Fearless
Country Royalty Taylor had her romantic innocence dial turned up to 11 because she’s smart and that shit was marketable. Bonus style points were awarded when people compared her to a young Faith Hill. Her dresses during this era call to mind a young girl obsessed with princesses and Joe Jonas and maybe Texas, but like, modern Texas. They were nipped in at the waist as a wink at sexuality. Her hair stayed curly — couldn’t betray the OG fans — but on the DL it was actually dried straight and then re-curled with the thinnest of curling irons.
Pure & Polished Taylor
AOL Keywords: pale palette + chiffon + coifed as fuck
Soundtrack: Enchanted from Speak Now
Pure & Polished Taylor is playing two games: on-duty royalty who just might drink you under the table and then deny it the next day. Her color palette was subdued and virginal, her fabrics were romantic because her heart was V. much broken (by John Mayor in particular). PPT marked Taylor’s first foray into hair straightening. This was a little blasphemous to Earnest Nashville Taylor, but also a true industry-straddling moment. The world needed to be poised for…
All-American Red Hot* Taylor
AOL Keywords: hot pants + Keds + red lipstick
Soundtrack: We Are Never Getting Back Together from Red
All-American Red Hot Taylor signified a successful leap to pop music, what with all the hot pants and fedoras. But safe pop. There was red lipstick and dark sunglasses and freshly brushed ponytails. It all felt very coifed ’50s-style sweetheart with a wild streak to appeal to young girls, Harry Styles and creepy dads alike. Great for album sales. AARHT wore high-waisted shorts with Keds sneakers for two years straight and not a single person complained, including me. Her colors were red, black, white and yellow almost exclusively, conjuring patriotism and exuberance.
*like the candy, Happy Holidays!
Sexy Squad Leader
AOL Keywords: crop top + high heels + spray tan + dirty blond lob
Soundtrack: Welcome to New York from 1989
AARHT primed the world for Sexy Squad Leader, paving the way for Taylor to go full-pop without public backlash. SSL wasn’t afraid of a thigh high boot nor a spray tan, because her newfound feminism gave her the confidence to wear what she wanted. Like thousands, maybe millions, of crop tops. She had just as many very close female friends. SSL was given the title of Global Welcome Ambassador for NYC Tourism, which made a lot of New Yorkers groan but probably brought a lot of money to the city so whatever! Maybe the L will start running faster. Thanks Tay.
New Edgy Taylor
AOL Keywords: high slits + platinum bob + chokers
Soundtrack: Don’t Wanna Live Forever, feat. Zayn, 50 Shades Darker
New Edgy Taylor doesn’t give a fuck what you think (but maybe she does, because don’t we all)? NET is bold in her deviation from her now-signature red lip and is not afraid of bronzer. She wears chokers only because anything longer would be too romantic and she doesn’t have time for that shit anymore. Her color palette is bold and severe because softness is so Pure & Polished Taylor and she’s over it. Heels are still high but not for long, if you ask me. The trajectory is long but it’s linear: I’m keeping my eyes peeled for Converse and T-shirts in 2017. Mark my words: Downtown Taylor is coming for us.
If you see her, wish her Happy Birthday for me!
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