How to Decide on Breakfast

A visual guide to make this reallll easy for ya

11.29.16
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Decisions are so annoying sometimes. There are days where I would rather knock my shins into an inconveniently placed coffee table a million times than make one more decision. I really feel for Keanu Reeves in The Matrix because, after this long, hard reality check where he learns that nothing is as it is and computers control us all (or something, I forget the nuances of this movie) he’s pressured to make a choice between life-altering pills. If I were Keanu and Morpheus was bugging me, my immediate response would likely be, “Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.”

All of which is to say that when it comes to waking up in the morning, I feel you if you don’t want to kick off the rooster’s crow with a damn decision about “what to eat.” So I made it easy for you. Follow this guide, let your feelings lead, and tell Morpheus to just Google it if he cares so much.

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For more fun guides to help with life’s annoying decisions: Should I go home? Do I like him? How do I get through this breakup?

Guide designed by Emily Zirimis.

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