Cyber Monday Sales to Keep Your Eyeballs On

I know you’re busy with recipes and stuff, but I’m just going to put these here.

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Maybe the weekend after Thanksgiving should be reserved for squeezing our loved ones into a pulp and reheating leftovers and unbuttoning our top buttons but like…….SALEESSSSSSSSsssSSssSsSssSzzzszzzzZZSs. And I don’t know you (I mean I might) (hi Mom), but I have gifts to buy, a terrible bout of shopping paralysis to cure and three to four gaping holes in my closet where there ought to be winter stuff because I just moved here from California. I also have a tight budget, which is where sales come in.

Maybe you have your own list of reasons to engage in commerce this weekend (retail therapy is a real thing, not that you asked) or maybe you don’t, in which case ignore all of this and back away from your computer very very slowly. These sales are not for the weak-minded. Since it’s 2016 and “shopping” is synonymous with “online shopping,” Black Friday and Cyber Monday have, in most cases, melted down into one weeklong sale. Which is cool, because more savings and also because the word cyber is terrible and still makes me think of AIM-sex.

Anyway. Look below! Note the dates, codes and deets and then plan, shop and drink responsibly! But hug your family first. I’ll be updating this baby all week.


The Outnet: Up to 85% off select items from today through the 11/29.

Luisaviaroma: 20% off sale items with code BFRE20 from 11/22 through 11/30.

Net-a-Porter: Up to 50% off select brands from 11/21 through 12/9.

Moda Operandi: Extra 30% off sale items from 11/21 through 11/28 with code EXTRA30.

Avenue32: 30% off most items from 11/24 through 11/29.

The RealReal: Up to 70% of on 11/25 and up to 75% on 11/28 and 11/29.

Nordstrom: 20% off select items in store 11/25 through 11/28 and an additional 20% off select items online from 11/24 through 11/28.

Totokaelo: 25% off select items 11/28 through 11/29 with code 25HOLIDAY.

Shopbop: Up to 25% off select brands from 11/22 through 11/28.

Topshop: Up to 30% off select styles in store and online from 11/23 through 11/28.

Nasty Gal: 30% off select black items from 11/21 through 11/24.

Need Supply Co.: 20% sale items from 11/25 through 11/27 with code BLACKFRIDAY.

Pixie Market: 15% off everything on 11/25.

OAK: 50% off all items from 11/24 through 11/27.

Billy Reid: 25% off all items on 11/25 and 11/28.

YOOX: 25% off all items from 11/23 to 11/28.

Vestiarie Collective: 15% everything on 11/28 with code CYBER15.

The Dreslyn: 25% all items (or 30% if you spend $500+) on 11/28 with code GOBIG.

SPACE.NK: $25 off $150 spend or $50 off $250+ spend now through 11/27. Free luxury gifts with online purchases on 11/28.

Photo by Krista Anna Lewis.

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