Ding-dong, the witch is back! Leg two of that really fun non-game I’m not playing called How to Have a Baby is in motion and this week’s episode of Monocycle is victim #1. Here I confront my narcissism, yell at myself in this really annoying tone that is not necessarily “millennial” but definitely whiney and kind of female Jewish a-hole-y and reminiscent of Janice from Friends. I also consider that I might not be living the life that I’m supposed to be living (if you’re sure you could be happy living in a small town outside of New York City but don’t actually know because you’ve never lived elsewhere — you should probably give it try, no?) and then confront my narcissism one more time! I swear I share the anecdotes hoping that you’ll be able to connect with them but I can see how all of these might feel like they are starting to blend together, so! If you’re bored/have lost interest — tell me why!
If Monocycle is my #1 victim, you are my #1 priority.