Aperlai shoes, $
990 $594. I’ve always wanted to do that.
But this is less about the shoes–my pal Claire, brainchild behind sick new Upper East Side store-y Five Story turned me on to Aperlai months ago when she set up shop. No, no, this more about where they–the shoes–come from, it’s a different kind of womb. I was recently turned on to a fairly new website called Feminin Rascal and it was too chic-shit a find not to share with you. The e-boutique specializes in accessories, in fact sells only the aforementioned and every repeller knows that accessories are the true test of cobweb laden time. The store prides itself on singularity as one of the only US-based web shops to carry a multitude of the brands previewed. And in a sea of ubiquitous mannequins nationwide, on your side, we can use a little sartorial originality, me thinks. But why this information now? Well, flamingtards, because Feminin Rascal is on sale, sale I tell ya. Half off. And among the loot of fancy things getting slashed ‘n’ slayed, the photographed mint green Aperlai heels equipped with zig-zag-black-white stripe et al. Price still steep, yes, but can you put a price tag on being the only girl at the party with cool fucking shoes? Probably not. And in the event your party is tonight: free same day delivery. Cha ching x 2. Run, don’t walk.
Thank me later or never, this isn’t about me. Cheerz.