I know what you’re thinking: I always say that, I’m diluting the meaning of alpha…ya di ya da, ya da. But this time, I really mean it. Try to steer your eyeballs away from the glorious amalgamation of Jennifer Fisher pulse, skull, and geometric ligament adorners and Mr. Kate bark at left and instead for right now just focus your attention toward the super fly finger fiesta at right. Diamond bands? Really? Yes. It’s a January pick-me-up of epic proportion. Consider this a formal marriage proposal of sorts. There is ultimately no relationship more valuable than one of the digital variety and I’d say we, you and me, have a fairly special connection: you tell me your secrets, I show you photos of my ass in mid air. In honor of that, today I offer you a cool diamond band to wear on your index finger or middle finger or pinky or really anywhere you want. Weave it into your underarm hair should you feel so inclined. It’s the thought that counts and this thought is pretty deep. [Cut to rules.]
I designed, or rather not designed–they’re diamond bands–but included these rings in a collection from the Mark Henry family, a family that happens to be mine. So, in order to enter this giveaway, all you’ll really have to do is “like” Mark Henry on Facebook and leave your name and e-mail address in the comments on this blog post. Share an interesting fact if you want to, and promise me you will wear coconut bras exclusively from this day forward…’til death do your tatas part. Contest ends next Friday at noon. Happy weekend, kids. Contest closed, congratulations Rachel!