…Glasses, that is.
As it happens, poor vision has reared its ugly head in my direction and my eyes no longer function in their 20/20 alpha style. I’ll blame it on time spent in front of this computer screen trying to crack funny jokes, make weird faces and please you. See? Never say I don’t love you. I’ve given up vision for you…vision! In any case, I’m not one to sulk in misery so I’ll turn my new handicap into a reason to shop, shop, shop (U.S. economy, never say I don’t love you, either) and ask you freaks to help me pick out some rad new frames. I’ve been an advocate of the birth control spec since I first laid eyes on Steve Urkel and while I won’t lie, I have a few pairs that have been allotted extra repeller points simply because they are non-prescription, it’s time to get serious. The above photo is from the Warby Parker Holiday Bazaar launch party that took place earlier this past week. Those dudes are doing great things, partnering with Suno and what have you. But back to what’s important, do you like these for my eyeballs? They’re called the Tenley. And, you know every time you buy a pair of Warby Parker specs a pair is donated to someone in need. They’re also only $95. Love a guilt free deal. So, what do you say?