We all want one thing: clear skin good holiday gifts. I mean, really good. Like, hold the patterned pornament for me and my Hanukah bush this year, I’d prefer a Celine Phantom. Often though, this sequence of events doesn’t quite pan out as dreamed. Awkward family members with missing teeth and curly red hair we didn’t even know existed all of a sudden pop out of cracks baring socks. And the only thing worse than socks as a birthday/Hanukkah/Christmas/Kwanzaa-hybrid present is pretending to enjoy receiving said socks. Unless, you know, they’re Happy Socks. In which case, give your sandals a proverbial high five and rock out with your frock out, literally. I digress. Now, this is where I come in and save the day. In light of bad holiday presents nationwide, every Wednesday from now through New Years I will be giving something awesome away alongside a generous vendor who sympathizes with your urge to rock. Up this week: Beso.com and myself would love the offer you the gift of sequined chest.
Markus Lupfer sweaters, $465 each.
If you followed me on twitter, you’d know I’ve taken a massive liking toward these sweaters. They’re a perfect combination of quirky and chic, functional and frivolous, Man and Repeller. In the photo above, you’ll see five versions of the sweater but I’ve taken the liberty of ensuring that the big fat fun one with a planet–we’ll call it Planet Repeller–on the chest will become yours. The instructions to obtain it are simple, really: 1. Redirect your browser to Beso’s facebook wall and like them. 2. Comment on this here post with your full name 3. Like me on Facebook too. Because, you know, why not? I am, after all, the drug mule. And finally, say thank you to Beso. Just because Thanksgiving has gone doesn’t mean you should lose your manners. Next Wednesday (December 7th,) we’ll draw the winner and one of your hookers with have a shiny chest come triple x-mas! This is only open to U.S. residents, one entry per person! Sorry international flamingos, I’ll get you next week. Contest closed, congratulations Megan Bryant!