A Word About My Banner

Hello, world. 

You may realize that the banner you see in front of you is not the one you chose. You didn’t bark, nor did you do the sprinkler and now that I look back, I wish I had asked you to hold your breath under water for 125 seconds. In any case though, banners 5,6,7 and 8 nearly tied with Alex P, the creator of the illustrated banner and she who induced a “woof, woof” out of many of you. And so I thought in that case, why not use the ones that practically tied, keeps things interesting, rotate shit like I am a professional rotater. And then I realized that if I do that, it’s cruel not to use all of the final contenders and so I decided, everybody’s work is valuable and thus everybody’s work will be showcased.

At the end of this cycle, you will see Alex’s illustrated banner–the animated version of myself, wearing Christopher Kane on top, Chris Benz below, and my little pony Louboutin drag heels on the bottom–hang out a top this blog while I wonder why the fuck her complexion is so much better than mine.

Ok, now, happy Monday!
Stay tuned for a special tribute to monochrome is 5…4…3…2…

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  • This banner suits with your blog very well. The new image is so great, that i'm looking to your blog in every minute 🙂


  • i am a tad disappointed that there is not the "highlight my lady crease" dress image in this banner, but it is a lovely design!

  • Anonymous

    Great choice! this one its the prettiest and most professional looking. The others are too goofy and amateur.

    love your blog–its a little bit uptown, a little bit downtown, but def. not lower east side (though I love seeing that kind of style!)


  • Is fruit now it's own classification of man repelling?
    LOVED the illustrated banner.

  • Anonymous

    the ilustrated banner was the best, this is easier to forget. just a thought.


  • Great idea- rotate – i loved them all though i did bark loudest! x


  • Anonymous

    I wish you had of picked #4 because it was a drawing of you! It was cute and funky and professional. This one is alright but it is so similar to the old one…

  • This is Alex P, thanks to everyone who voted for my banner 😀 If you want to see some more of my illustrations you can check this out:


    Everyone's banners are so awesome, I'm glad they all get a chance to chill at the top of the page.

  • Great idea, I think they were ALL great! It'll be nice to see them all!

  • love that your going to showcase the others as well they were all so great!


  • absolutely loving your new logo. love following your fantabulous blog.
    xx, http://wordbyjessie.com/

  • this one is mine! please visit my blog. and thank you for putting mine up!!!


  • those little pink pony drag heels are CREEEPY.

  • love those shorts!
    they are totally the perfect bf style.

  • Must say the banner you chose is very "fruity" and looks absolutely yummy! I mean oranges and bananas, looks good enough to eat!
    Nice choice!

  • One suggestion is if you really just want to be just to everyone then you could create a code that allows the visitor to see at random selective headers.

  • Kat

    You. Are. Hilarious. I absolutely adore your style of writing. If you wrote a book, I would probably read it no matter what subject matter. Yeah gurl, you rotate that shit!!

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