Take Your Bet, Who Wore it Best

More fun than competing against other human beings, rainbow fish and little baby ponies when it comes to the Who Wore it Best contests, are inanimate objects and in some instances, large tables, too. This might not make sense in this exact moment but you just wait. By the time we’re finished here, you’ll be packing your bags while simultaneously rereading Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

If the aforementioned hints are an indication of anything, it is that cr@zy L@$ Veg@$ should be spelled with atmarks and dollar signs. Not really though, it’s ambitious to derive that from a book by Hunter Thompson.

In any case. Let’s talk tables.

blouse: Equipment, vest: Veda, jeans: Rag & Bone, shoes: Christian Louboutin, rings: DanniJo, Kimberly Baker

As you can see, I am very good at sitting on them. Especially when they are immobile, connected to windows and walls and may or may not feature storage space for Jewish books and things of the sort masked by cabinets.

I know, I know. Man Repeller? Me? Yeah right. But on to more important things.

When I put this outfit together for dinner a week earlier than this photo was taken, I crossed out the prospect of looking like a Christmas tree because the latter half of the outfit is more winter fresh neon than it is alpine green. I was not however, equipped to handle what would soon thereafter dawn on me…

Holy macaroon seed! I look like a casino table. And so I mandated, I shall post. And posting I have done. So tell us, readers, who wears the colors better? My human beating heart, or the table above, with no concept of hurt feelings…?

Not trying to skew your opinion about who to choose but…while yes, a casino table can win you buttloads of money (but conversely also lose that shit for you,) last I checked, it couldn’t do this!

…Or this!

So even though I’ve just displayed uncanny capabilities such as placing various finger tips over and around my eyeballs and crawling on large cabinet units with none other than a coveted pop leg, ultimately, the decision is yours.

So tell us, who wore it best?

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  • Anonymous

    You did. The house always wins.

  • i think you wore it best πŸ™‚ you are human with beating heart and that table don't even have a heart πŸ˜€
    love the outfit!


  • Great post, I'm laughing my a** off! And of course the answer is you! lol Amazing shoes!

  • this goes without contest… your green and red number, coupled with flexible finesse and grace while posing, deflates that casino woodie any day!


  • um, obviously you did!

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  • s

    beautiful……. love the shoes ;D


  • Haha I LOVE this post….you are too witty! I vote for you doll πŸ™‚

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  • ha! this is amazing.. umm you did of course πŸ˜€

  • House of Lala

    Girrrl, no contest. Love it!

  • The table has more accessories than you do, but every time you wear those Louboutin wedges I salivate. So you win. Boom.


  • you do because of the shoes and green nails ALONE.


  • looking like a casino table! I think some people would like to gamble or take a gamble on you. imagine that. and where is the roulette!!! Anyway, I think you need more gold and bling bling if you want to be a casino table. But I like the idea of you+vegas+gambling!!! And I am dying to see your house/apartment. It looks so interesting and full of amazing furniture and accessories. I love the vest combined with the shoes, the black looks amazing with the bright colors

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  • WELL, to be completely fair, I would have to hear from the table. If his (yes, sorry he is a him)writing style could possibly be better, he might give you a run for your money!! Heheh… get it.. money…? oh well. πŸ˜‰


  • love the color blockage repeller. super cute look, i have an equipment shirt in that same shade, except i want a pair of brightly colored skinnies!
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  • I was going to say that the table wore it best, but you got me with the last picture πŸ˜€

  • You slaughtered that casino table. No contest.

  • you did! i love it!

  • Ha ha! You and the casino table might have tied, but the Louboutins gave you the edge <3 <3 Great post.

  • love it!

  • I was already wondering what the first table had to do with your outfit, until I scrolled down and saw the casino table. And then I wondered what is going on in your head… Either way, it is definitely making your blog work!

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  • you, obviously. i also see some resemblance to a stop light… where's the yellow at?


  • your shoes and your last pose put you over the edge. poor table didn't even see it coming.


  • I too was confused and thought the table you were sitting on was the table in question… ha! Love this post… you def wore it best – besides that casino table wears the same thing every day…how predictable!


  • Well, I have a personal grudge against casino tables (and baby ponies… THEY KNOW WHAT THEY DID), because casino tables tend to lose me money.

    Then again, you have been inspiring me to spend all of my money on accessories that help repel my husband… which leaves me frustrated but at least it's an adequate form for birth control. Hm. You know, I'll give you the leg up on this one. And not just because you are posing with your legs actually up in the air.

  • Anonymous

    Oh, lordy. You even win against a X-mas tree in this outfit!

  • love the shoes! obsessed

  • the table was winning, but then we saw your skills and what you could do…and we've decided, you wore it better! πŸ˜‰

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  • Anonymous

    fucking love this

  • well of course you did, the table came in pretty close though


  • you! you can pull those killer poses πŸ˜‰


  • The table is definitely NOT a man repeller – you win by default. πŸ™‚


  • coool shoes!

  • I love the bold color blocking you've got goin on πŸ™‚

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  • Anonymous

    Where do u come up w this shiz

  • LOVE the pants AND the espadrilles!!!

  • I love craps!!

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  • Anonymous

    your crawl pose took the cake for me

  • Anonymous

    Where's your watch from????

  • ummmm, fucking hilarious. and duh, you win this one. i don't trust tables. and you've got a "leg up" on that one. pun, intended.

  • roulette is my vice of choice, but my vote is for the man repeller.


  • You totally showcase the color combination better than that inanimate thing. And those Louboutin wedges are a knockout!

    much love.

  • Hahahaha nice moves. You win! I love your green matching nails!

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  • I absolutely hate loathe wanna throw up in respect of your nails, so you win by a mile. Very inspiring as always!

  • Anonymous

    The table has all those words though. Oh lovely words. Put on some words and you will definitely have the win.

  • Ionknow…your shoes are dope, but the table says "COME." In CAPS. That is clearly the best case scenario in pretty much any situation.


  • I have to say, this time around, you definitely did.
    That table has NOTHING on you πŸ˜›

  • gosh, tough call, but clearly it was you. never been a big fan of the poker table until you sported that outfit. rock on.

  • look at your amazing shoes! which i guess means you wore it better because i aint seen no amazing shoes on that casino table!

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  • I would pick the table, but only if I was on a Winning streak. You are too cute!!

    Love the skinnies and the vest!!

    YOU WORE IT BEST!!! πŸ˜€ lol

  • LOVE your shoes!!

    XO Charlotte

  • hahaha.. you crack me up. you wore it best, absolutely. although, as a las vegas-an (?) i have to say i do like that table too. or don't. hate it.

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  • haha love this post πŸ™‚ love your outfit


  • seems you have met your nemesis. The table says COME (twice) while you say REPELL.

    beggars cant be winners. you win.

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  • great outfit love the colors together you definitely wore it best!


  • Haha, great post! I'm going to say you wore it best! I don't see the casino table with a hot pair of wedges… but nonetheless, great outfit! Those pants are my new must-have.


  • You win, clearly. And I love you. I laugh out loud when I read your blog, which is kind of awkward when I'm supposed to be reading important stuff at work. Then of course, once I've laughed, co-workers look over my shoulder to catch a glimpse at the funny, and they see you posing like a cheetah in a window frame. So awesome!

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  • V

    you look like a skinny christmas tree… and i say that with love!!
    that equipment shirt makes anything look good, eh?

  • why don't ALL fashion bloggers pose the way you do in that last pic? i mean, it is the best way to showcase the clothes and also the blogger's man repelling style…

  • Really love your blog since I've seen at VOGUE Brazil. Congrats!!

  • Anonymous

    I WANT THE SHOES!!!! And BTW You look MUCH better!!!!!