This week in twitter, you substantiated an early theory I had that while yes, it is I exploiting trends that look like vaginas, the inner-perv within all of you was just laying dormant until I outted the lady flowers. See below.
I’m glad that I’m inducing a lesson in fashematics.
I for one, am delighted by knit hot pants. They take the sex out of sexy and just leave a Y. As in, why would she do such a thing? To fend off that pesky ol’Y chromosome of course. As you can see, this makes a lot of sense.
Unkempt pocket trim, sweet.
…And on an un-anatomical note, here are a select few of some other tweets that had me stop in me’tracks.
Metallic knickers on steroids x seemingly detachable ruffle waist win. You can’t spell Marni without MR.
Flippers! With Heels! Yes.
Litas covered in what look like
my dead ends shaggy horse hair. It’s alarming that you even have to ask.
RT @harpersbazaarus We asked fashion bloggers including @garancedore @bryanboy @susiebubble and @manrepeller for their #NYFW prep routines: http://ow.ly/3Qvg8
…extra! Extra! Read all about it. #shamelessplug
And in the most exciting twitter news this week: Adrienne Landau is hosting a twitter giveaway through Monday. All you have to do is tweet a photo @Adrienne_Landau wearing your favorite AL fur and you may become eligible to win yo’self the vest of your dreamz.
Should you be anointed winner, I for one recommend a proverbial trip to Mongolia. You know, to rock the Black Sheep as best you can.
OMFG AND P.S THE WINNER OF THE REBECCA MINKOFF GIVEAWAY IS: Holy moly me oh my, picking one winner was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do. Worst than high school calculus, two hour American history classes, and having to wear Uggs due to inclement weather conditions. I imagine making this decision can be comparable to the exhaustion and perils Meryl Streep faced playing Sophie ca. Sophie’s Choice. But, the winner is: Amber Bembnister.
While girlfriend’s last name is not easy to type, she won this round with her Jil Sander inspired maxi skirt, bright red bow tie, combination of leopard print and plaid x BCGs, temple topper and dead raccoon inspired fur. The banter was witty, too. I couldn’t have done it better myself.
To the rest who participated, going through your photos was outrageously entertaining, some of you are Funny with a capital F, while others Krazy with a capital K. I appreciate your existence and so, if you didn’t win, no sweat my pets. There’s another giveaway slated for Monday. WHO NEEDS SANTA CLAUS WHEN YOU HAVE ME?