Evidently, Going on hiatus is not for me and while I have copious pages of paper to write in the next 48 hours, I shall take a short break to a. remind you to enter my Stab Yourself with A Dagger Giveaway and b. give you an opportunity to shop my favorite looks, being featured on Shopbop right now as I type these words to you.
That’s my name, don’t wear it out. The illustration is by Dallas Shaw. I am wearing a white button up, Alexander Wang’s tweed mullet skirt, black thigh highs and Opening Ceremony’s furray wedge bootays.
Above, the top six items Shopbop featured from my overall ten picks.
Below, reasoning behind my choices…Though the answer to each could have been “because I want to procreate with you, [insert brand name here.]”
He ha ho ho ho. And now, the rest of my picks:
Don’t forget yesterday’s contest to win my heart a nOir dagger ring runs until tomorrow at Noon. Get stabbing.
…Actually one last thing while I’m still aggressively engaged in tooting my own horn, take a peek at seven of my must-haves right now a la Charlotte Ronson here.
I don’t have a PR team, ok. Cut me some slack, I’m just trying to spread the gospel.
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