Last week I showcased my effort at turning a Man Repeller into a Man Getter. As it happens, not even a breast-baring bustier could fix that which my high waisted calf-length skirt black flair skirt did to my body.
This week, I will showcase my effort at doing something I am likely far more qualified to do. Why, we’re turning a Man Getter into a Man Repeller! After all, repelling is far more fun than getting. Follow me:
Call me. Behold, a leather and jersey blend body-con dress by Alice & Olivia paired with Sergio Rossi sky high peep toe pumps. There are two important things to note here: 1. Being an amazon rocks: my 5’8 physique was all of a sudden standing six feet tall. And 2. this dress reminds me of what my waist line accurately looks like. So do really high waisted trousers though, and in the battle against trousers, I’m sorry leather lasse, the contraceptive wins.
I intended to go outside and perhaps conduct a little social experiment–see if I could make use of my bikini wax, ride the banana boat, know what I’m sayin? But
I don’t fornicate as I’ve said before: a zebra can’t change her stripes. No she can’t. So I did what any Man Repeller would do and gave the outfit a little fancy fashionable FLAIR.
One lumberjack, coming right up.
With an XL men’s Gap flannel button up, Assad Mounser’s Moonage Daydream necklace (it has bullets on it so I can kill you if I want to, but I would never do that because I love you,) lace up combat boots and my hair in a cinnabun, I felt far more comfortable. And cool. And hotTtTtTt. Herein lies the problem.
In case you’re wondering about the beauty products on the vanity in front of the brick wall behind me, I have no answers because that shit does not belong to me. FOCUS PLEASE, I’M TEACHING YOU HOW TO TURN YOUR GETTER INTO A REPELLER.
Actually, that’s all. You don’t have to focus anymore. Sooo…did you learn anything…?