And which boyfriend did you steal these from? Fat bastard?
Though I’ve said my own pants are so roomy they could shelter an army, I’d like to retract that statement and replace it here.
Miranda Kerr is an accepted goddess, universal sex symbol if you will. Congratulations to the styling team behind this story for deflating every rising penis within a 5 mile radius of this photo.
And here’s the big catch: I saw this photo as part of another blogger’s inspiration board. Inspiration board!
She wasn’t using it in a Jared-from-Subway kind of way.
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