Look at that photo of Caroline de Maigret. She has made bangs look cool as fuck.
Now look at that photo of Matilda. This is what we’d all look like with bangs.
Now look back at Caroline.
Now back to Matilda.
Now back to Caroline.
Now look at yourself. You’re probably awesome, and since you read Man Repeller you’re probably also hilarious. And stylish, and savvy. Ya di ya di, ya. But unless you’re French — and maybe you are — the cold hard truth is no matter what, bangs make everyone look like a telekinetic bookworm.
We could ask why, but we know why: because French people seem to make everything a little bit cooler. They are like walking ice cubes in leather pants.
With great hair.
Disclaimer: If you already have bangs…we bet they look great!!! (Seriously. Send us photos of your awesome bangs so we can copy you.)