While we really, really hope you’re not depriving yourself of the opportunity to hear from those of us who have hot dogs for legs instead just plain old flesh and bone or to read about the solutions to some real hard hitting question (see: is Miley Cyrus really just Justin Bieber in a costume?, if you have to kill, fuck, or marry the following entities: Scott Disick, Anne Coulter and Lays Potato Chips, how would you fare?), we totally understand if you are. Ultimately, it’s not even really your fault.
After all, what the fuck even is a cogitation, right?
In an overzealous attempt to make Man Repeller look – and sound – fancy shmancy pancy wancy, we pulled out ye olde Thesaurus and looked up foreign, highly intellectual sounding synonyms for any number of words that could have fallen under the thoughts/questions/contemplations umbrella.
Figure us the website equivalent of a girl who calls “movies,” “films.”
Our findings resulted in either cerebrations or cogitations but since the former seems to somewhat conspicuously sound a bit more like cereal bowl than we’d have liked, we settled on the latter.
But if that’s not satisfying enough for your bank of definitions, don’t sweat it. Merriam has some additional words for you to further your interest in the word’s etymology.
So, there you have it. We’re widening the public consciousness’s capacity to think (or reflect) about highly important stuff! Because really, now, what *would* Anna Wintour look like with Grace Coddington’s hair? And if Daria Werbowy zig-zagged her eyebrows, would we follow suit?
Also, as you can see, the first known use occurred in the 13th century which technically makes us advocates for the high middle ages and personally, I can totally get behind that. It also infers appreciation and a special predilection for Game of Thrones and Dolce & Gabbana’s most recent runway show.
So. Any questions? We really, really hope so.