Fashimals!

Zoom
by Leandra Medine
April 30, 2014
FACEBOOK
TWITTER
PINTEREST
READ NEXT

When I was in 8th grade, I had a history teacher who looked a lot like a wild goose.

Something about the way she carried herself — the thick, clumsy bounce in her step and the fact that she was always toting piles and piles of paper, which after some time essentially became appendages — made me feel like if ever there was a chase to take place, she’d high tail it the F out of there faster than a lactose intolerant kid, who just ate a pint of ice cream, could make it to the bathroom.

When she got angry, though, that was a different story. Her face would swell up, she would raise her voice and her mouth would swing wide open, revealing food particles caught between every single one of her teeth. Just like that: goose out, eagle-cum-owl, on a violent dose of steroids, in. I tried to explain to my mother what happened when she got angry for a while but words couldn’t quite cut it.

But where they failed, photos never did and after I found one particular representation in the form of an eagle flying over a tree with a worm dangling out of its fervid mouth, she got it.

It seems ironic, doesn’t it? That their expressions could say everything even though their mouths say nothing.

As recently as last week, I, for one, was trying to encapsulate my varying moods (ugh, it’s Monday, woo, it’s Thursday!, rain? Why?, what do you mean we can’t drink coffee, and so forth) using some super funky animal faces as doled out by the visual artists that are google image searchers. I sent a slew of smiling poodles to Amelia to express my gratitude for the sun. She sent back a baby chimpanzee, laughing as it does, to express her gratitude for my photos, and then we got to thinking: if these animals worked in fashion, what would they be saying? Or is it, if we were animals, what would we look like?

I’m not quite sure. You tell us.

-Leandra Medine

REPLIES
  • Quinn Halman

    I totally get what you mean with your teachers. I pretty much find all people to have some un-tamed animal aspects. In general I find that a lot of people look like turtles.
    Oh and that cat is my new wallpaper.
    But if I were an animal, I’d have the body of a sheep, with the eyes of a lioness, and feet of a small elephant, because they’re normally sized, but still really loud. I’d probably be complaining about my wool/hair and would also have the booty of Jen Setler. I KNOW SHE’S NOT AN ANIMAL but like, you know if given the chance…

  • http://adeliberateimagination.wordpress.com/ CJKEYS2

    My friends and I used to play this game a lot. I am a beaver because I do not give a DAM, and I have big teeth. One of my best friends looks like an adorable koala bear.

  • http://mafaldadotzero.blogspot.fr/ Mafalda

    These pictures are hilarious! I would love to be a gecko!

    Mafalda ❤
    http://mafaldadotzero.blogspot.fr

  • Kristen

    that picture of the poodle with the crazy teeth SCARED THE SHIT out of me. I’d be a sloth so I could sleep all the time

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/amatoriaclothing Amatoria Clothing

    I would like to be a rainbow-footed boobie!

  • Sarah

    Just…perfect

    xx Sarah | Loser Girl Wins

  • Gary Pinagot

    More pictures !

SHOW MORE COMMENTS