Ask an Actual Millennial

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by Amelia Diamond
August 27, 2014
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What exactly constitutes a “millennial” is an endless point of discussion in this office. We’re not talking the anthropological definition — that barrel’s been scraped by every culture site in town (millennials like selfies, millennials like lists, yadda yadda). Our conversation is more technical, and technically, we of the Generation Y crew are millennials. However, I like to think of Generation Y as split into two groups: the Facebook Wave, and the Instagram Wave.

According to the very scientific me, the Facebook Wave is anyone who is currently 23 – 35. We actually remember typing in www.THEfacebook.com and are scared of iPhone software updates. The Instagram Wave begins with whoever’s just been given their first smartphone and caps off at age 22 – they’re who I consider “millennials,” which you can feel free to disagree with in the comments because I’m admittedly an old curmudgeon who tries to throw my own friends off my lawn.

I’d even go so far as to predict that within or below that younger group, more and more micro-generations will be created. For all I know there is a sub-genre of kids age 7 and under who are responsible for programming all of the apps I’m no longer cool enough to know about.

Regardless of where the lines are drawn, it’s always worth peeking into the minds of those who are younger — if not because they practically speak a different language, then definitely because they can teach you a new dance move. With that, meet Franny Keller, our intern/back to school specialist.

Name: Franny

Age: 16, entering 11th grade

1) Shopping: do you prefer online or in store?

It’s pretty equal. I do both, but I always have a shopping cart going on online.

2) Is twerking allowed at school dances?

Oh yes. Twerk-offs are a thing.

3) Do people actually twerk?

Very few can but they do NOT hesitate to try.

4) What’s the next dance move we need to know about?

“The Corn Shuck” — it’s a great way to look cool or deter creepy guys at parties!

5) What are the kids listening to?

Sam Smith is incredible. Also, my friends and I love the app Hype Machine; it has really cool songs and remixes.

5a) On a scale from 1-10 how annoying is it when young adults, only ten years your senior, reference your “generation” as “the kids”?

9.3

6) Your turn for payback since I just called you “kid.” What age seems “old” to you?

28

7) Weirdest vocab word you think is trending?

“Sus.” It means shady or suspicious. Can be used to describe a person, place, or party.

8) Social media network of choice?

Probably Instagram or Snapchat. I Snapchat too often…

9) Who’s your icon?

I’ve been watching a lot of Winona Ryder movies lately. She really inspires me as an actress and I think she’s stunning.

10) Do you wear makeup? What kind?

I like to keep it looking natural: I use under eye concealer, mascara, a little bronzer, sometimes some neutral colored eyeshadows and I put my bronzer in my crease to bring it all together. I always have to tame my crazy eyebrows.

11) You know how we’re all freaky-nostalgic about the 80s and 90s? What do you think you’ll be nostalgic about?

Probably Lizzie McGuire and Hannah Montana. So early 2000s.

12) Trend you’ve seen everyone your age wearing?

Chokers, all the teens are wearing them.

13) Thoughts on the word “Millennial”?

It’s all about multi-tasking. I Snapchat, do my homework, and and eat my dinner at the same time. That’s millennial for ya.

REPLIES
  • ee_by_cc

    I just fell off my chair. 28 is old. I should get myself enrolled in AARP and check into a retirement home.

    http://www.enduringethereal.com

    • Amelia Diamond

      when I was 16 I thought 21 was THE OLDEST.

    • Charlotte Fassler

      I remember thinking 24 was SO old at 16. YIKES.

    • Rebeka Osborne

      Sh*t, it looks like I only have a couple more months of youth. I should probably live it up. Snap all the snaps, by a choker, something!

    • ee_by_cc

      Another fun thing that will make us all feel old is if you watch this. You’re welcome.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKcDS1vb6DU

  • http://curvilyfashion.com/ Curvily NYC

    CHOKERS. That is truly what makes me feel old. And yep, totally scared of iphone updates.

    Sincere congrats on being a very stylish Millenial though Franny – my 16 y/o looks were nowhere near as good.

    • Amelia Diamond

      The 2000s are coming back!!

      • Jamie Leland

        Nooo! We need more time!

  • Jenna

    Love this!!

  • brunetteletters

    HAHAHAHAHA I feel so OLD now!! I remember when I used to be the ‘young one’ and now…I see other girls and think ” I wish I was sixteen again”
    http://brunettelettersblog.com/

  • http://procrastinatingpretty.blogspot.com/ TheProcrastinator

    Is she a millennial or a digital native?

  • hi_itsgabby

    ha. Minus the snap chatting and instagrams – I was also into chokers and Winona Ryder. Some things never change. Love this!

  • also actual millennial :)

    would love to know what she’s wearing!

    • Amelia Diamond

      Derek Lam top, Acne skirt, Topshop shoes !

      • Trente Chic

        Hmm… I’m 30 and still can’t afford to wear that on a Wednesday…

    • Charlotte Fassler

      These are the shoes! http://bit.ly/1phAswZ

  • Lauren Ann Long

    Feel like I should go write my will after reading this. And I’m only 21.

    • Amelia Diamond

      No, now you just get to start feeling wise!

  • tess

    what a rad gig! wasn’t expecting for someone my age to be working with the man repeller!!!
    -another millennial ❤️

  • Kate Barnett

    hahahah the corn shuck. brilliant.

  • upstateblonde

    Love this! She seems so stylish and mature yet youthful at the same time. I also love seeing how trends always come full circle- fake tattoo chokers, anyone? I hope to see more posts to keep us golden oldies young!

  • Jamie Leland

    I thought I was still cool until just now.

  • http://Medium.com/@hager_emma Emma Hager

    Damn!

  • Lauren

    28 is exactly the right age, thank you :)

  • Lauren

    I was a camp counselor when I was 21 for a group of 14 year olds, and I knew things were never going to be the same when not a single girl knew who Zack Morris was.

    • Amelia Diamond

      zack <3

  • Natasha Jarmick

    Wait…can we get some more context on “the corn shuck” please? I need to impress all my “old” friends.

    • Amelia Diamond

      actually me too. Franny where you at how do we corn shuck?

      • Franny Keller

        you basically just pretend you’re shucking corn but to the beat! you pump one arm forward and the other hand just holds the corn. make sure to get funky with it, you can do a little side step.

  • Rebeka Osborne

    I wish I looked that good when I was 16. Girlfriend, you’re killing it with that outfit!

  • http://adeliberateimagination.wordpress.com/ CJKEYS2

    Hi, can you please help me with the pronunciation of sus? Is it the same as suspicious? I want to use it. I remember in high school if my friend dated someone older we would always say, “ugh, he’s like 20″ basically an old man. Now 23 and 24 seem SOOO young to me, even though I’m only 26 myself.

    • Hanne

      same. i am 25 and everything below seems super young… maybe because i feel really young, so who’s younger then feels soo young

    • Franny Keller

      yes it’s the same as suspicious!

    • http://Medium.com/@hager_emma Emma Hager

      26 is young and you look good.

      • http://adeliberateimagination.wordpress.com/ CJKEYS2

        you rock

  • Michele Hanash

    As if Wednesdays weren’t depressing enough. This 16 year old is definitely out-stylin me. And she called me old – actually I guess I am older than old. Off to buy a choker…

  • http://www.thechromatist.com/ The Chromatist

    What is “sus”? What is “the corn shuck”? People are wearing chokers again? Update my address in your book to 12345 Under-A-Rock, Boulderville. P.s. I’m 20.

  • http://www.memyselfandines.blogspot.com/ Ines C

    I love that chokers are trending. I remember my first choker necklace. Those plastic weaved ones that came in black, brown or rainbow. I had so many of those! Then I took piece of left over ribbon from my mom and sewed a snap to each end and made my own choker…. still have it. Maybe I should break it out and start wearing it again HAHAHA!

    I’m so happy I found your blog! You’ve got a new fan!

    xoxo

    http://www.memyselfandines.blogspot.com

    • Amelia Diamond

      Welcome !!!!!!

  • xenaimara

    Hey, guys !
    I have this really amazing fashion and lifestyle blog, you will fall in love
    with !

    http://xeniamara.blogspot.co.at

    • Smith Stanley

      Good News Dr.tatota help me in bringing back my lover immoderately without any delay

      Hello to every one out there my name is lucky Harron am from Houston,TX i never believe that my ex boyfriend will ever make up with me again just because of the incident that happened on a day that suppose to be his engagement night he called me on phone asking me to came and meet him at royal palm bunch hotel,that same hour on my way going there i meant an old time friend called jack will son,he was my first love during our high school days he put some pressure on me that same night but i tried my possible best to explain every thing to him that i am with some one already but he refuse to understand me and still putting more pressure on me saying that i should hangout with him,we were together all through that night,and my boy friend waited for me all through that night.but i never known all in the name of old time sake i was dealing with the wrong person jack i known before later turn into something else after having sex with me,my boy friend was hot and was very agree with me because he was to propose to me that same night but i never known of that i apologize to him and told him a lie that my father was ill that i was the only one available to talk him to the hospital,he was convince but later few days to our wedding some body from no were came and testify against me that i have been cheating on my boy friend with an evidence of a photo of that same incident that happen between i and jack. my boyfriend was very agree with me and throne me out of his house saying is over between both of us,he discovered that his ex girlfriend who traveled to Canada to visit her uncle was back he later go back to her and i held he was planning to marry her,but due to what happened i still loves him very much and i Bella can not afford to loose him to another,i sick for help in difference places but there was no solution,last i meant my friend jenny we both attend this same high school together so i shale my problems with her and she introduce me a powerful DR called, Dr.tatota help me in getting my lover back immoderately without any delay my ex boyfriend later came back to me with much love and our wedding was planned and we finally got wedded and blessed with three lovely kids. I Bella will forever be thankful to Dr.tatota for helping me restore my marriage back he can also do the same for you email:tatotaspellcaster@gmail.com ,or kindly visit he website http://tatotaspellcaster@gmail.com

  • Zoe

    I’m 16 and ya missed one integral part of a millennial’s life… finstagram. It’s a fake instagram that only close friends follow, you can post whatever and not worry about likes or whatever.

    • Amelia Diamond

      I love this idea. It’s like a group chat instagram?

      • Zoe

        Yeah basically!

  • http://lisaldn.com LisaLDN

    This is brilliant, and I feel so old at 23 right now! I feel like I’m right in the gap between the generations, as I can’t remember typing THEfacebook.com, but I remember when it came to Norway, and I’m also a frequent user of Instagram. My all time favourite social media is Twitter though :)

    • Charlotte Fassler

      I remember signing up for facebook and having to use a school e-mail address and be invited!! Times have changed!

      • http://adeliberateimagination.wordpress.com/ CJKEYS2

        haha yes! I was a senior in high school when I signed up. It was right when they let high schoolers join too, and I only got one because my high school blocked myspace, and I needed something to do during “study”

  • SheGoesCeo

    Haha this is just great! I remember thinking (maybe not at 16, but 10/11 that by the time i was 21 I’d be married and have kids. How unrealistic?!
    Am starting a blog on how to grow a business. Would love to see you there :) http://www.shegoesceo.com

  • http://lyonsfeel.com Courtney Lyons

    Ahh I’m a millennial!

  • L.A. Lady

    Just wait until strangers start asking you “when” you’re having kids. Then you’ll feel old.

    • Amelia Diamond

      alreaddddyyy happened it’s called a visit to my grandmother’s!

      • Smith Stanley

        Good News Dr.tatota help me in bringing back my lover immoderately without any delay

        Hello to every one out there my name is lucky Harron am from Houston,TX i never believe that my ex boyfriend will ever make up with me again just because of the incident that happened on a day that suppose to be his engagement night he called me on phone asking me to came and meet him at royal palm bunch hotel,that same hour on my way going there i meant an old time friend called jack will son,he was my first love during our high school days he put some pressure on me that same night but i tried my possible best to explain every thing to him that i am with some one already but he refuse to understand me and still putting more pressure on me saying that i should hangout with him,we were together all through that night,and my boy friend waited for me all through that night.but i never known all in the name of old time sake i was dealing with the wrong person jack i known before later turn into something else after having sex with me,my boy friend was hot and was very agree with me because he was to propose to me that same night but i never known of that i apologize to him and told him a lie that my father was ill that i was the only one available to talk him to the hospital,he was convince but later few days to our wedding some body from no were came and testify against me that i have been cheating on my boy friend with an evidence of a photo of that same incident that happen between i and jack. my boyfriend was very agree with me and throne me out of his house saying is over between both of us,he discovered that his ex girlfriend who traveled to Canada to visit her uncle was back he later go back to her and i held he was planning to marry her,but due to what happened i still loves him very much and i Bella can not afford to loose him to another,i sick for help in difference places but there was no solution,last i meant my friend jenny we both attend this same high school together so i shale my problems with her and she introduce me a powerful DR called, Dr.tatota help me in getting my lover back immoderately without any delay my ex boyfriend later came back to me with much love and our wedding was planned and we finally got wedded and blessed with three lovely kids. I Bella will forever be thankful to Dr.tatota for helping me restore my marriage back he can also do the same for you email:tatotaspellcaster@gmail.com ,or kindly visit he website http://tatotaspellcaster@gmail.com…………….. .

  • http://www.dominiquecandido.com Dominique
  • Eva Anderson

    So chic. Literally my style icon and comedic inspriation.

  • dustUP

    Don’t worry, your 2000s nostalgia is not ripe for comeback just yet! From what i read here on MR, you guys gag on a bare thought of 2000s and nostalgia is one directly opposite sentiment. Who is going to revive the decade from perspective of teenage silliness and limited budget? Comebacks are always reserved for decade in which you are of legal age, study, work a bit. There is something naturally rebellious and carefree at the same time about the decade of your late teens and early twenties which earns it desirable status, no?

    I’m holding a collections report from Vogue for winter 2001/02 in my hands as a proof that it wasn’t that bad at all. I can clearly remember the avant-garde being very vocal and slowly dictating trends and Tom Ford at Gucci selling sexy on the other side. In many ways it’s scary similar to today’s fashion and it has been already for some time, revived by now 40′s. Philo at Celine is a proof. In one moment it’ll be your turn to bring back 2010s of your 20′s. I can’t wait to see what you guys will come up with!
    Unless I’m wrong and we’re doomed.

    • Amelia Diamond

      haha nope, I’m sure in a few years we’ll be craving the 20000s. butterfly clips and uggs baby!

  • Helen Bichsel

    I’m 17 yrs old and the weirdest vocab word trending is thot

    • Amelia Diamond

      WHAT DOES “THOT” MEAN

      • Lina

        That Hoe Over There

        • Amelia Diamond

          omg

      • Helen Bichsel

        Ya know like hoe/ratchet/basic

      • Helen Bichsel

        Ya know like hoe/ratchet/basic

      • Yurixie

        Them Hoes Overthere

        • Jessie

          accurate

  • Ariane Forest

    SHE’S STUNNING.

  • http://www.anorexicescapades.com/ BougieHippie

    Girl today wear a whole lot more makeup than the 90′s kids. I remember girls being excited about smackers like only the school sluts wore eye shadow and color lipstick.

    http://www.anorexicescapades.com

    • LAMB

      Tell me about it. I’m 36 and this kid wears way more make up than I ever do, or have ever worn on a day-to-day basis…

  • Lina

    1. How does one become an intern at Man Repeller? (I’m 17)
    2. It seems like the slang and trends differ a lot by region. I’ve never heard the word “sus”, and no one in my school wears chokers! People have been saying “turn up” for a while, but I recently learned “glow up” or “it’s your glow day” as in it’s your time to shine, all eyes are on you.

  • Krista Anna Lewis

    Winona Forever <3

  • http://jiaachacruz.blogspot.com/ Jia Achacruz

    Actually love her photos! I`m 19 and old for me is like 30, but that`s too old for me to have a baby. Eep, I don`t really know!

    ROUGH & TOUGH☯ // I`m on Bloglovin! // IG: @jiaachacruz:disqus

  • http://www.littlewildheart.com Alexandra Puffer

    Your intern is gorgeous, stylish, and very very bright & clever. Love her humor. I’m 22, so I’m at this weird place where I am experiencing Lisa Frank’s craze twice, and hated Hannah Montana because it was associated with being a kid when I really wanted to grow up. I don’t remember THE facebook, but Iphone updates make me nervy – I learned HTML by customizing my Myspace obsessively. Digital native over hurr.

    Can you do this, like, once a month to I can keep using obnoxious slang that I love and everyone around me despises? I love sus.

    Warm Regards,
    Alexandra
    http://www.littlewildheart.com

  • LJIS

    Anyone born after 1980 is a different breed #oldbag #genX #iworegrungeinhighschool

  • LJIS

    Also: I don’t remember going around saying “I’m so old!” in my early 20s. Kids have it rough these days!

  • Juliana

    It drives me crazy, my sister is the same way, a great multi-tasker. 16 year olds don’t look 16 anymore. At my time I wished I had a flat iron to tame my hair forget all that makeup she’s talking about. She is very stylish for a 16 year old and no doubt pretty!

    XOXO JuJu
    http://www.jujusmoments.com/

  • Yuri

    Do u guys only hang out with rich people/ppl who have $$? This 16 yr old is I’m Derek lam..seriously?

  • Smith Stanley

    Good News Dr.tatota help me in bringing back my lover immoderately without any delay

    Hello to every one out there my name is lucky Harron am from Houston,TX i never believe that my ex boyfriend will ever make up with me again just because of the incident that happened on a day that suppose to be his engagement night he called me on phone asking me to came and meet him at royal palm bunch hotel,that same hour on my way going there i meant an old time friend called jack will son,he was my first love during our high school days he put some pressure on me that same night but i tried my possible best to explain every thing to him that i am with some one already but he refuse to understand me and still putting more pressure on me saying that i should hangout with him,we were together all through that night,and my boy friend waited for me all through that night.but i never known all in the name of old time sake i was dealing with the wrong person jack i known before later turn into something else after having sex with me,my boy friend was hot and was very agree with me because he was to propose to me that same night but i never known of that i apologize to him and told him a lie that my father was ill that i was the only one available to talk him to the hospital,he was convince but later few days to our wedding some body from no were came and testify against me that i have been cheating on my boy friend with an evidence of a photo of that same incident that happen between i and jack. my boyfriend was very agree with me and throne me out of his house saying is over between both of us,he discovered that his ex girlfriend who traveled to Canada to visit her uncle was back he later go back to her and i held he was planning to marry her,but due to what happened i still loves him very much and i Bella can not afford to loose him to another,i sick for help in difference places but there was no solution,last i meant my friend jenny we both attend this same high school together so i shale my problems with her and she introduce me a powerful DR called, Dr.tatota help me in getting my lover back immoderately without any delay my ex boyfriend later came back to me with much love and our wedding was planned and we finally got wedded and blessed with three lovely kids. I Bella will forever be thankful to Dr.tatota for helping me restore my marriage back he can also do the same for you email:tatotaspellcaster@gmail.com ,or kindly visit he website http://tatotaspellcaster@gmail.com .

  • Anton

    omg how dare this child say “28″ is OLD?!?!

  • http://www.ellekae.com Lauren

    I don’t think she was old enough to remember Lizzie Mcguire as it was airing?

    xxLK
    http://www.ellekae.com

  • Annali

    I’m pass 35!Should I be even reading this! I did a you tube search to learn the Corn Shuck dance but only encountered multiple videos on how to shuck real corn.

  • http://twitter.com/real_table diyana ♛

    i just want to share that tyler the creator is responsible for the word sus become popular. that is all

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