Yes, while we’re on the loose topic of handwritten notes, here’s what you can expect should you find yourself victim to the perils of receiving one penned by yours truly. I suppose this is why I’d never do all that well as a publicist. “Hey, ass head! Thanks for wearing our necklace! Thumbs up for the support, (insert animated thumb here.)”
The one that went to my grandmother read like this, “Hey grandma. Salut, grandpa. Thanks very much for the ca$$$H, we intend to use it for drugs. Sincerely, your granddaughter and new in-law.”
Unrelated-ly, this is also an excellent means to learn what my handwriting looks like when not distributed in pre-calculated font face.