Re: previous Manstagram, I watch you, taxis, through the looking glass. Re: this one, I dip into my bracelet infiltrated minaudiere and pull out a metrocard because that’s just what’s efficient.
No but really: the best “advice” I could give to any new-New Yorker (or old,) is this: a cab will never get you somewhere faster than a subway will. If you’re feeling lazy, however, is another story.
Yes, cabs cater to slugs.