Have forced me to come to terms with the fact that I really want a tattoo. Why? Because how else are plastic sandals supposed to make a transcending point about the person wearing them if not for a subtle but conspicuous tattoo? Also, if these shoes could talk, what do you think they’d say? I’m going with, “Cinderella was boring as fuck. Where be Rooney Mara?”Givenchy sandals, $1250.