The Human Mullet meets The Human Diaper meets the human blender, falls in, comes out, takes a human selfie, end scene.

The Human Mullet meets The Human Diaper meets the human blender, falls in, comes out, takes a human selfie end scene

But I guess also I forgot the part where the photo gets streamed onto a blog that lives on a desk top and proliferates and pros and lifs and ers and ates.

I’m wearing a white shirt from Uniqlo, Levi’s denim cut-offs from Urban Outfitters, boots from Zara and a slouchy bow tie by Saint Laurent, which is currently on sale here.

Thoughts?