So many misdemeanors in but one selfie.
Can you count them? Fine. I will. I’m not walking anywhere (as evidenced by how clearly I captured the shot in such a thin sliver of reflection). I’m wearing sunglasses in doors, a bundled up coat (who’s to say I’m even going anywhere?), and you know what? I’m starting to agree with the spectactors, I do look like Michael Jackson.Acne coat, Nudie jeans, Converse sneakers and Oliver Peoples sunglasses.
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