Guess what? He’s wearing my beanie. Also, his ego has probably inflated about 600 degrees if only because a handful of Instagram commenters likened his demeanor to George Clooney’s. What about me, though, guys? Aren’t I doing Fran Lebowitz meets Kurt Kobain is having an affair with Sherlock Holmes if Sherlock Holmes were a business man and wore a structured hounds-tooth blazer, well?