Serious Question

WHERE IS THE DAMN TWERKING EMOJI?

The front of New York Magazine’s Fall Fashion issue infers a really, really important question care of none other than Daily Intelligencer. Where in the world, Emoji vanguards, are the emoticons to depict the art of twerking, damnit?

This reminds us…we have a really good minor cogitation coming your way. Hint: the quest to eradicate the erroneous implications married to menstruation continues.

Thoughts?