Meet me on Second Street
Kidding, I’m not there anymore. I ain’t there! Not there.
Here’s one called How To Dress Appropriately When Back Peddling On A Stationary Citi Bike.
(Naturally, it includes an Acne blazer and pants, Isabel Marant sandals and a muscle tee from Topshop which I suppose I really should have swapped out for like, a chartreuse tent that can double as a blouse if it really, really puts its mind to it.)