Fifty Shades of Denim: The UO Challenge, Day 3
No telephones here, instead just a really pathetic dance move that depicts boat tons of movement (see: blouse, jacket, shoes,) complimented by a feather print which could theoretically also move but thankfully does not. Dangling legs are hard. But I do believe this is precisely the sort of print that allows multiple layers of fringe to “work.” Also, they are mid-waist, which is nice. High enough to hide a pooch, but not enough to allow your ass the man-repelling grace of emulating a mutated pear.