Camel Toe!

Yo, I'm so Easter chic.

But do you even really, I mean, really notice that when considering what is cloaking the camel toe? Here is a pale pink Givenchy blazer that I found on Yoox over the weekend. Not to be dramatic, but I’d confidently say I spent approximately four hours on the site (I know what you’re thinking, I’d think it too: it’s pathetic, it’s a shame, etc). But the way I see it, I’m not just frivolously sitting at my computer, gazing into the heart of this near-broken screen, for too many hours on end–no, no, I am sample sale SHOPPING with the same rigor and conviction that any partisan of the brick and mortar experience would.

Sure, It requires slightly less movement in my body but my finger joints are getting a pretty decent work-out.

As for the technicalities assuaging hours spent by computer: you see, the blazer clocked in at a nasty $237528971019345 retail, whereas I was able to call it my own at $390–which, I realize, isn’t cheap per se, but we’re calculating cost per wear and putting that up against how much we saved, not how much we spent–right?

(The tank is from Topshop, the shorts are Levi’s, the shoes are Balenciaga and the clutch is Reece Hudson)

Thoughts?
  • http://www.looksharpsconnie.com/ Look Sharp Sconnie

    cheap per not s[ay]

  • http://www.EatStylePlay.com/ Eat.Style.Play

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  • SarEve

    Time to Prancersize!

  • dede

    I’m sorry, but even when I just glace at yoox it takes an hour.

  • Alice

    I don’t have any patience for Yoox… Too big, too time-consuming

  • http://madamecouture.blogspot.com/ Emma Hager

    I’d be more worried had you not had a camel toe, what with being a Man Repeller. And, to expand, I think the jacket might just help emphasize that point in its color. No one should complain about staying true to a raison d’être, right?