Birthday Gift for a One Year Old Girl

Getting this for Alexa, @shammel. She should have some conventional boy toys that double as unconventional potties.

I think an infantile girl deserves to know what it feels like to play with a dump truck. She can store tea pots in the backseat if she’d like to feel more feminine though my instinct tells me if she can’t even identify her nose, it’s too soon to figure a gender debacle of any sort. She can conversely use it literally, as a dump truck because toilets are silly and we are past that.

Vive le poop.