Bar mitzvah realness

Bar mitzvah realness @handsomehaim

People seem profoundly disturbed by my smile but it’s fake! A total fake-o. I was doing this on purpose, hash tag big fat durrr. Here is my older brother, Haim and myself engaged in the ultimate butt cramp of swank: a Sunday night Bar Mitzvah. I was going for a Kate Moss ca. 1993 thing with this Chanel slip dress and that bold red lip (compliments of a certain Emily Weiss and Giorgio Armani), (the Olympia Le Tan clutch was peppering from my own mental objects.) Haim was apparently going for Zacahry Quinto. Long live our bushy brows.

Thoughts?
  • tijana

    well you might call yourself man-repelling but YOU LOOK HOT :)

  • alejandraa

    i thought that was zacahry quinto! lol LONG LIVE BUSHY EYEBROWS!

  • hollygems

    wait…that ISN’T z. quinto????