Andrew Garfield being the purveyor of heterosexuality.

Andrew Garfield being the purveyor of heterosexuality.I was pretty sure this title would register sarcastic but apparently it hasn’t so please note the irony. An open knit and ring-finger-ring does not a purveyor of heterosexuality make. In fact, this would suggest he wears black velvet Louboutin loafers, clad in obligatory leopard print lining. It peeks out of the shoe, likely the same way

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  • Girlhuntingcatherineandgreer

    One more suspicious not so hetero fact: is that a painted thumb?