Who’s next for a haircut snipped by yours truly?
I’m always doing this! Best time?? 12 a.m. Results?? Incomparable to those of the most skilled hairdresser! Guaranteed
My new thing is giving random people hair cuts on the street whilst being quite intoxicated. I chop chunks of my own hair to win their confidence. This has worked twice so far. I call my services ‘smashcuts’
Pretty sure I’m coming to New York this summer to visit family and see schools and be in my element. This haircut could happen.