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Soaprah

Used to describe yourself at your most dramatic, introspective and web-tangled moments, Soaprah is portmanteau of Oprah and Soap Opera.

Seesaw Leg

When one of your legs is so clearly shorter than the other, it causes your pants to appear haphazardly cropped, presumably at the fault of a drunk tailor.