Home Clothes
The random crap you wear when you go home for the holidays, typically unearthed in your childhood bedroom closet, drawers and the plastic bins under your bed.
Hoo Ha
Sometimes it's a vagina, sometimes it's a word-filler.
Human Backpack
A person with poor line-etiquette and a general unawareness of the acceptable personal space radius (which is at LEAST one yard in urban situations, up to 10 in more spatial environments).