The word comes from the term Asexual. With an “F” before “A” and a “Y” after it (hence “fay,” as in famous), the word describes one who does not have crushes on celebrities. Per a recent article on Miles Teller: a Fay-sexual may pretend to harbor unrequited crushes on Brad Pitt or Devin Sawa, but that’s just to save face. To carry on small talk or to seem “normal.”
To use in a conversation:
Drewsynthia: I literally almost died last night, Ploops.
Drewsynthia: Because I saw my celebrity crush, A$AP Rocky, at Barneys.
Ploops: That is cool. I don’t have a celebrity crush.
Drewsynthia: You don’t?!?!?!?
Drewsynthia: Not even Jared Leto?!!?!?!
Ploops: Na, I’m a Fay-sexual. Celebz don’t do it for me. I prefer Kyle next door.
Drewsynthia: Ew, Kyle? What a weird name.