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Salmon Salsa

A dance move wherein you sort of flop around on the floor with your arms by your side and make a face like you're making out with a bubble.

Social Rock Bottom

The moment that you opted to stay home and watch Friends and eat a bucket of fried chicken while texting your mom instead of attending a party that Elton John and Tupac's hologram invited you to.

Hoo Ha

Sometimes it's a vagina, sometimes it's a word-filler.

Tinder Cliché

A Tinder cliché is a trite pose or backdrop used in a photo; nearly all male Tinder users have at least one Tinder cliché within their profile.

Douche Bag Jar

Taken from the genius of Mindy Kaling's "The Mindy Project," the Douche Bag Jar (sometimes referred to as DBG) is a way to keep track of all of the embarrassing things we say in earnest.