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Ass Mitten

Full bottomed underwear that's so tight it cuts your butt cheeks into 4 sections, with the lower two bits sticking out like the thumbs of a mitten.

Douche Bag Jar

Taken from the genius of Mindy Kaling's "The Mindy Project," the Douche Bag Jar (sometimes referred to as DBG) is a way to keep track of all of the embarrassing things we say in earnest.