Before there was the basic bitch, there was, plainly, the concept of looking basic. It was equally as lethal as the former term and frankly, Charlotte got her job at Man Repeller because during her …see more
Or at least I don’t think it sucks — you be the judge.
May is upon us. In exactly three days, the falsely pegged May Flowers, which come in the wake of April Showers by way of the nursery rhymes of yore will not start blooming but we …see more
You can’t get it right if you don’t first get it wrong.
It's been said that if you fall off your bicycle, you should get back on and just keep riding. I understand that the larger metaphor-for-life was initially instituted to depress the plague of discouragement, but …see more
Is that they are your best friend
There are two definitive things that unflinchingly make the outfit. Actually, let me modify that -- one of them isn't "a thing" so much as it is the outfit's proprietor. I know I've heretofore referenced a …see more
Not quite pants, not quite shorts either
Culottes! Of course! It was only a matter of time before the neither-pants-neither-shorts streamed into the fashion consciousness to stake their claim as Best Trend Ever and at last! Here we are! Considering culottes the …see more
I mean, he could see. I can’t really see though. But blind as in, no Googling!
My dad once brought up the mind-blowing question, "Can you imagine what it must be like to see 'Romeo & Juliet' and not know how it ends?" I honestly cannot. By the time we reach …see more
Except, you know, the way that is wrong.
I have been told on a number of occasions that I maintain the symptoms of a disorder that is prominently evident in toddlers. The name of this disorder has yet to be determined but the …see more