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I did this weird thing yesterday where after I got dressed, while still in my apartment, I looked into a mirror and said to myself, "Self, this looks fine." The proclamation was followed by my walking out the …see more
Long skirts can be so dense, don’t you think?
You might remember a story titled A Wedding Outfit that Doesn't Suck which ran at the beginning of the unofficial wedding season a.k.a. the artist formerly known as Summer, and suggested that you pair your …see more
Setting the gold standard using, you guessed it, gold!
I get what Robert Frost meant when he wrote "Nothing Gold Can Stay" but in my ripe 25 years, I have found that the only things to have stayed are quite literally, possessions that are …see more
Beach, shmeach. Take us to the concrete sidewalk.
Members of the non-Western world have had it right all along. Why waste your time -- and money -- on skirts or pants or shorts or bottoms, period, when you can locate your own favorite …see more
How to wear a wedding dress to a supermarket and pluck the best zucchini blossoms! (JK this isn’t a Pinterest board. I know nothing about edible blossoms.)
Remember last month when Amelia was lamenting about wedding season and the bastardization of holidays weekends, telling you her RSVP was an affirmative "no" through the end of Labor Day weekend, yadi yadi ya?The curmudgeon …see more
And hot daaaaayum, you need something to wear.
If last week I was advocating for the importance of letting your shorts wear you and not the other way around (they are so easy! Don't be lazy! Live a little!) with the conviction of …see more