The forecast is 35° and punny. (Badum-cha!)
On the heels of Karen Walker's most recent look book release, which included a selection of Kenyan artists posing in her frames, it occurred to us that sunglasses are indubitably the unsung hero of winter …see more
Don’t make me break up with you, New York
Drop the jar. Flag up. We surrender. I said "uncle" and the towel has been thrown. It is so cold that in spite of my most profound effort to put forward lessons in layering that …see more
And I am celebrating its return to cool.
I would just like to begin my acceptance speech by thanking my fourth grade gym teacher who never thought it was strange that I insisted on running like a horse. Thank you to my roommate for …see more
What to do with all that sparkly shit you bought for New Years
I fear that if I mention New Year's Eve one more time you all might come forth as a stampeding, angry mob holding pitchforks intended for my jugular, so before we begin let it be …see more
So many things.
Post-Christmas sales shit on Black Friday sales. I don't think that just occurred to me but I think I have only recently come to terms with it. And you know what else? I take my initial …see more
It’s you time, baby.
Ladies, gentlemen, penguins of the North, pigeons of the South, this is for you. I understand that Christmas is a mere five days away and, yes, that the imminent holiday purportedly moonlights as an exercise in …see more
Finding style in indifference
They say the difference between smart people and stupid people is that the former learns from their mistakes. The stupid people, on the other hand, just continue to either make the same mistakes or confront …see more